reviews
A Tapestry of Acclaim (Woven by Discerning Palates)
Below, you'll find a meticulously curated selection of pronouncements regarding this website. While some, penned by the unwashed masses, may lack the necessary je ne sais quoi to grasp its full brilliance, others, clearly individuals of exquisite taste and discerning palates, have offered effusive praise. Consider it a literary smorgasbord, a delectable sampling of opinions both informed and...less so.
“I think Chef Jeff is a God, and this is the best food site in existance. I mean it is so beautiful”
“The reason I wake up every day. Not just a foodie website, but a way of life”
“Pretentious Nonsense! Big words hide flavorless food. Save me the “gastronomic journeys” and just tell me how to cook!”
“I thought this was an adult website. I don’t understand how I got here”
“Why did you call it Mac Cheesus? I don’t think making fun of Jesus is funny. And Golden Shower Sauce is just gross!”
“A testament to the power of eloquent articulation!”
“One can only assume this individual confuses ketchup with a complex reduction.”
“One can only hope to live up to such discerning judgment.”
“Bless their hearts. Perhaps a simpler website, featuring pictures only, would be more suited to their rudimentary sensibilities.”
“I don’t think if I had not found this site and the outstanding recipes that I could have gone on living much longer”
“Why did you post my text about you making fun of Jesus?”
“I have been waiting for a website like this. Great food, and a good way for me to look better than my friends”
“Pesto sauce looks good”
“It was good but I’ve never been a fan of Mac and cheese. ”
“Stop Posting my texts to you about how bad your website is”
“The best part of this website is that it keeps my husband busy writing recipes and he hasn’t been romantic in weeks. Thank you, Squarespace for giving him the opportunity to brag about food.”