Read the Recipe
Make the Recipe
Be Better Than Your Friends and Family
Yes, you have found the best and most pretentious cooking website. We are not here to give the belief that anyone could cook, that is just a fallacy. Indeed people say that they cook, but how many times have you put something they have cooked in your mouth, and you have nearly gagged? Just too many times to count, so yes, not everyone can cook. This website is dedicated to those who want to learn to cook, who aspire to be the better the everyone else pretentious chef that is inside us all.
My family and I have been eating food for most of our lives. It has become a need to survive—it’s like as if we would starve without it.
We decided to come together and take the time to share with you the food that we eat, because the food we make is better than what you make. Within these pages I hope you find a quality recipe to bring out that pretentious jerk inside of you so you may let it fester and grow to show everyone in the world, “Hey, look at me! I know what real good food is, and you eat pig slop!”
I also intend to introduce you to the hole in wall restaurants in Indianapolis (where I call home) are and let you know where the good food can be found. So, if you can’t cook, like Constance (from my work) then you can enjoy going to these hole in the walls and be pretentious foodie because you only eat at fine establishments, not those pitiful fast food dispensaries called Mc…Mc…Mc—oh I just can’t say it! (also I don’t want to get sued!)
